YOGA

The fact that I do Yoga once in a while and admit it should be enough so that you won't make fun of me.

What I can't believe is that I've actually gotten laughed at by other guys doing yoga because I'm not as flexible as them.

When the fuck, have you judged someone by their flexibility? I mean, looks, the sound of their voice, clothes, , what music they listen too, what kind of car they drive, what kind of watch they wear, how they hold their fork, what kind of sunglasses they're wearing, what book they are reading, how they are walking, the brand of monocle they wear, the name of their yacht, they're wife's ass, if they own a cat, if they wear a button-down-shirt with collar buttons or not, if their jeans have real or fake rips in them, if her mom is fat does that mean she will be too, how they act when they get drunk, what kind of alcohol they drink, how they snort cocaine, how they hold their needle, how they laugh, why they're wearing a concert T-Shirt from a concert that was held before they were born, how they wear a hat, how they wear a top hat, how they wear a safari hat, how she react when your stick your finger up her butt, what color cape they wear...but flexibility?