Landlords

Is it a prerequisite to be an incompetant asshole or waste if you are a Landlord? Never in my day have I heard someone say, "I have the best Landlord." It's always the opposite. My current Landlord is a rickety-old bag of bones in her late 70's. She works on the 'I don't answer the phone, I don't return calls' system. At this point I don't even care if the old bag of bones is not going to get it done but at least call back and make up and excuse. Obviously her geriatric ass is incapable of doing anything. She eats baby food for lunch and falls asleep watching Wheel of Fortune (when she can't find Murder She Wrote reruns).

The good news is that my rent is paid in moth-balls and Metamucil.