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Monday, July 20, 2009

Michael Jackson Died?


I'm so confused. How is LaToyo walking around? They're the same person right? And while I'm on it. Why is the African American community so upset? He was white right?

I love the people who found it so tragic and really got a good mourn going. Like they bought a fucking Michael Jackson album in the last twenty years. His music sucked after Bad which was released in 1986.

That guy was an icon and made some unforgettable music. I am sorry for his death but in the last twenty years he turned into a pretty weird Dude. He was a junky so it makes sense but when someone who wasn't around during the time of Michael Jackson's death asks me about him twenty years down the road I'm going to say, "Probably the creepiest famous person ever." From Lamas, to monkeys, to digging kids, to turning himself white, to buying the elephant man's bones (that actually was a good investment), to covering those kids with cloaks. Come on!

Those kids are fucked by the way.

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