T Pain

Imagine the conversation that goes on between T Pain and his Fashion Consultant...

"T-Pain. Do you have an outfit for the Grammy's? Remember that it's black-tie".

" I'm thinking about going with the giant, graffiti top-hat, the denim suit, and sunglasses. Also, I'd like to add some more platinum in my mouth."

"Platinum is very expensive."

"I know, but I want my teeth to shine."

"Maybe you want to go a little bit cheaper and put some money in a savings account?"

"Shaving Discount?

"No it's saving ac....platinum it is!"

"Please don't forget to bring the microphone that makes my voice sound like it's coming through a 1992 Casio Keyboard also. "

"I'm on it."