Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Anal Beads


When do you reach the point of a relationship when Anal Beads come into play? "Hey honey, I wanted you to know that I love you very much. Now if you don’t mind bending over I’m going to stick this necklace type device up your asshole and then I’m going to pull it out quickly. The suction from your balloon-knot is supposed to feel good. I’m then going to clean the poop off the bead and you can then do it to me.”

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