Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Flying On A Plane


If you are talking about a recent flight you had and how awful the food was, or how the person sitting next to you was fat, or there was a baby crying keep in mind that you WERE ON A PLANE! It’s a fucking miracle. You were up in the air soaring above the clouds at 400 miles per hour. That should put things in perspective.

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