RANTS

“Why are you looking at your watch?”
Don’t ask me that. I’m looking at my watch because I’m wondering what time it is. That’s why I wear a watch.

“What do you do for a living?’

A better opening line to a conversation is, “Is it okay if I talk about what I do for a living?” You know how you be the most popular person at a party? Introduce yourself to someone, ask a lot of questions about them and let them talk…or if you are trying to get laid.

“I’ve Never Heard Of That.”

If you see me reading something you don’t know, or hear me listening to something you don’t know, don’t assume it sucks because you haven’t heard of it. There’s more music out there than ‘The Black Eyed Peas’ and more books out there than ‘The Da Vinci Code’ you shallow fuck.