Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Friday, October 2, 2009

Bathroom Attendants


Completely useless. Am I that lazy that I can't turn on the faucet and get a towel to dry my hands? And what if you're drinking heavily and pissing every ten minutes. You start to feel all guilty because you run out of one dollar bills and you drunkenly say, "I'm out of ones" and he give you that look like he's heard that one a million times. But fuck him, he's a bathroom attendant. The truth is, if he wasn't there I wouldn't be washing my hands anyway.

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