Instead of having your kids actually learn to play instruments, now parents can just buy them the Rock Band video game. This will not teach them to play but it will make them think that tapping on frets on a 'fake-guitar' or hitting a 'drum-set' with stick technique equivalent to a sweaty-palmed Baboon is the same as actually playing the instruments.
Just like cell-phones are going to ruin this country and cause more car accidents than ever before 'Rock Band' had the potential to ruin the hope of any child's musical future.
Every parent should force your kid to play an instrument just to make them carry it to and from school. Your kid's going to get fat as fuck sitting in front of the TV.
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