...that I copied and pasted, (with the names changed) that I got from a friend.
i dont know if i ever told you the story of my 19th birthday....i was living in sykes with franklin and beauregard and they woke me up before my 9:40 class and would not let me get out of bed before i slugged down a 40 of MGD. I went to class and it had been cancelled. We went and bought some mad dog and drank that and a bunch of other stuff...i blacked out but we were apparently at the tick tock at like 1pm trying to get in to drink. I think it was closed.
Next thing i know, we have a lax meeting with that nut Herbert McGee and i am out of my mind in the meeting....really shitcanned. i barely remember it.
We go to dana for dinner and i decide to crush this thanksgiving style turkey dinner....we get back to the room and begin to shotgun beers for no reason....Someone had invited stanley, prickly pete, edward and ziek to our room to haze them. We dog them all and i puke up all the turkey into a recycling can and then jsut throw the can out the window into the snow.
I blacked out again at some point and when i woke up in the morning, the water fountain in the hall was gone...all that was left was a pipe gurgling water onto the floor. I still dont know what happened.
Franklin woke up in a totally foreign room in sykes on the couch. There were these two 300 lb indian guys hanging out in there pounding Molson XXX and playing video games. He said he was never more confused in his life. They said he just showed up the night before and started boozing with them. He said he got the hell out of there and never saw them again....
Next thing i know, we have a lax meeting with that nut Herbert McGee and i am out of my mind in the meeting....really shitcanned. i barely remember it.
We go to dana for dinner and i decide to crush this thanksgiving style turkey dinner....we get back to the room and begin to shotgun beers for no reason....Someone had invited stanley, prickly pete, edward and ziek to our room to haze them. We dog them all and i puke up all the turkey into a recycling can and then jsut throw the can out the window into the snow.
I blacked out again at some point and when i woke up in the morning, the water fountain in the hall was gone...all that was left was a pipe gurgling water onto the floor. I still dont know what happened.
Franklin woke up in a totally foreign room in sykes on the couch. There were these two 300 lb indian guys hanging out in there pounding Molson XXX and playing video games. He said he was never more confused in his life. They said he just showed up the night before and started boozing with them. He said he got the hell out of there and never saw them again....
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