Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Batshit Bums


I'm sick of the Bums who are just sitting around begging for money. I like the Bums who are batshit, crazy out of their minds. I like the guy's who are shitting on the street corner and picking it up and eating it. If you're a bum you need to take it up a notch.
I'm much more likely to give a bum money who's casually drinking his own urine in a Champagne Flute then the depressed guy who needs money for food.

Sometimes even I disgust myself when I write this crap.

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