Boners In The Movies

What's up with dudes getting boners in movies and acting like they are unexpected? And then they have no idea how to hide it?

My piece moves and I know it...I know what's coming. How do these guys stand up from the dinner table with a hard on and not know? You tuck that shit strong like.

What I'm trying to say is that moving forward I would like Hollywood to provide a more accurate depiction of the male boner (I tried so hard rewording this but anyway I put it it came out gay). IDGAF