Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Inflatable Doll


I'm a little nervous that down the road in my life I'm going to get bored with whacking it to porn and I'm going to find myself in a porn shop buying an inflatable doll and going home and fucking it....and actually enjoying it. I'm going to lube up the holes with mint jelly.

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