The New Definition of Alcoholism

Forget everything that we grew up learning. 'If you drink more than X amount of drinks you're an alcoholic.' 'If you like the effects of alcohol then you are an alcoholic.'

This is the definition of Alcoholism:

If you find yourself using terms like, 'I was on a run,' or, 'I was holed up in some motel (not hotel) room for days,' then you're an Alcoholic.