Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Technology Is Improving The Booty Call


You come home drunk, you break out your cell-phone, select a list of girl's on your phone that you are willing to bang, text in a mass Text Message saying, 'Are You Up?' and sit back and wait.

The downside is with all of this video and Facebook and shit, technology is bound to backfire on you. Perhaps the picture of your penis that you thought was a good idea to send could come back to haunt you when you cheat on that girl and she tags it on your Facebook profile. At least you gave her syphilis so it's all part of the circle of life.


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