Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Saturday, December 19, 2009

Hot Boxing Your Car With your Own Scent

In the famous words of Austin Powes, “who doesn’t like the smell of their own brand.” I love the smell of my own stank ass but society deems is innaprorpriate in public for good reason….it stinks. One of the few places where I can really soak in my scent (besides when I stick my hand in my own ass-cheeks after a sweaty workout) is in the car.

I like to roll up the windows and really get my stank on.

Recently however, I’ve gotten fearful that my stank fro hotboxing my car with my own ass had clung to my clothing causing me to walk around and be known as stinky guy.

Luckily for me, I have no friends otherwise I would be worried.

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