Old People At McDonalds

I’m curious as to what I’m going to do with myself when I get old and rickety. I am of course going to drive my car without any mirrors but that’s only going to be fun to get me around.

I know it’s a long shot but I’m going to throw it out there. If anyone knows how to get into the Old People Who Hang Out At McDonalds and Drink One Cup of Coffee Crew, please let me know. I’m willing to go through the initiation process of talking really loud, having dirt on my face and missing the toilet when pooping.

Thanks in advance.