FML status on Facebook.

You ever read somebody’s status and it says, ‘Stuck in traffic, FML.’ Really? You’re stuck in traffic therefore your entire life is fucked. The only way that I think you could use FML I’m stuck in traffic is if you added on, ‘I am stuck in traffic and a goblin just jumped in my car and raped me. That’s a pretty legit time to use FML because you’re life is kind of fucked. You’re now pregnant with goblins and if you’re pro-life you have to give birth to the goblins and raise goblins without your goblin spouse. Because you know that a goblin isn’t going to be paying child support.