Mahogany Monday-this is when you huff mahogany varnish all the livelong day.
Testicle Tuesday-this is when you poke your own testicle with a small pin. With pain comes pleasure. I assume pleasure meaning, ‘buzz.’
Wipe Out Wednesday-self-explanatory. When you take a shit don’t wipe your ass and walk around smelling like pooh all day.
Thermos Thursday-again, pretty self-explanatory. Pee in a thermos all day and throw it on people who talk loudly on their cell phones in public.
Franken Berry Friday-Shove a cereal box of Franken’ Berry up your anus and try and walk around all day without spilling the marshmallows. You can then eat it at the end of the day as a celebration of sorts.
Sassafras Saturday-Build some pottery on heroin.
Super Terrific Sunday-Upper Deck a Church Bathroom.
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