VD Rampant in Retirement Communities

Kind of makes sense. Moving into a retirement community is kind of like going to college. Except you are all rickety and wrinkly.
Perhaps, their husband or wife has passed on and they realize that they have an opportunity to get some hard geriatric, fucking in. For the guys it must be great. Getting head with just the gums.
Imagine running around the halls all hopped up on medication putting out your best moves. The best part is you always have medication to blame if you do anything stupid. Like suckling the teat of a lady who fell asleep during bingo.
But with all the fun comes the downside, and if you get a VD you’re going to be known as that VD guy unless you get it taken care of. What I recommend doing is get rid of the VD then tell everyone in the place who you got it from. “Stay away from Agatha in 302. The old bag has scorching case of the gonorrhea.” “Or, balled Mabel last month and doc told me she gave me syphilis. That might account for why I’ve been earnest in only taking my medication anally.”