Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Monday, September 22, 2008

Fireworks?

Have I missed something with fireworks? What's so exciting about them. "Ooh look at all the pretty colors." What the fuck? The only enjoyment I get out of fireworks is if I'm the one lighting them off. It gives me that thrill that every time I put that lighter to the fuse there's a possibility that my hand might blow off.