Attempting to pick up a girl late at night in a parking garage is not going to go well.


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Stars Checking Into Hospitals For Exhaustion

I am so sick of seeing the above headline with a star attached to it. If stars are trying to be coy with their struggles with addictions checking into a hospital for "exhaustion" is way too played out. Wouldn't it be easier to avoid the press by sleeping it off in your own house? I've done some fair amount of damage with my propensity for getting a little loose and never once have I wanted to get over to a hospital and sleep on a plastic pillow and have some ugly nurse (never have I had a attractive one and I've spent a lot of time in hospitals) waking me up to feed me apple sauce.
If anyone needs to check into a hospital for exhaustion it's this guy in the picture. Not only must he be tired but his back must be killing him. I'm not sure if he's a star. It might be the guy with the squinty eye from Big Trouble in Little China but don't quote me on that. 

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